All because Allen and Mahomes are interception machines this year. Boo hoo.

“Commissioner, I’ve finalized my report.”

“And?”

“Turns out, converting to grass fields will…”

“Yes? Out with it man!”

“Well, sir, it will cost money.”

“WHAT?!”

“Yessir. But we do believe simple threats to relocate teams will result in the appropriate 100% city and state funding for the conversions so we believe we should get started.”

“Oh, right, of course. Good work. Carry on.”

That’s life isn’t it?

I haven’t watched since the first one but if it’s still them talking over the game and cutting to their antics in the studio while the game plays in tiny view, then that’s why.