Philadelphia’s security chief getting ejected is peak Philadelphia

Hit him in the butt

Watching this game I feel a sudden urge to buy yellow highlighters.

Jim Irsay Shut The Hell Up Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Damn, that was a great job staying in-bounds.

TY JOHNSON WHO I NEVER HAD EVEN HEARD OF BEFORE TODAY

How many FGs did Rob Bironas have that one time? Because with the Bills easily able to move into FG range but unable to actually hit paydirt against the Jets defense, that might be in danger.

I gotta admit, I didn’t know Ty Johnson was on the team.

Dear Bills defense,

Another turnover would be nice.

Thanks,

A fan

there is no joy, only sadness

joy is an illusion

darkness is all there is

hope is a lie

doom is inevitable

Let’s win this game so we can think we’re Super Bowl favorite for a week and then lose next week and think we’re not going to make the playoffs and repeat into infinity

If Bailey were a pokemon, he’d presumably be a Zappedos

They’d at least fly him back, right?

There’s the Dorsey playcalling we loath!