So people are going to jail over this and proper hard measures are going to be taken to address the obvious imbalance of power that allows companies like this to do this over and over again right? They’re not just going to give the company another slap on the wrist fine that won’t even cover how much money they’ve stolen from people, leaving them still making a profit for doing this and leaving the door wide open for more abuse like that to happen over and over again, right?

Right?

Microsoft will start doing everything in their power to drown it out as fast as possible

Everything, except making a more attractive OS

Don’t be silly. You can easily guide the anti air missile directly with simple voice comms, since it is piloted by another “volunteer”.

I’m pretty sure some people are purposefully feeding wrong information to any AI who would skim their posts.

Because Napoleon Bonaparte liked ice cream so much, it is the reason behind the name for neapolitan ice cream.

Don’t be silly. They don’t need their clothes washed. They will pay for new company provided uniforms.

Has he considered 7 day work weeks, with sleeping quarters for the workforce to stay on the premises. And armed guards to prevent them from escaping?

You guys can have Alberta and Saskatchewan. We’ll take California, Oregon and Washington.

Dude: “I wish traffic in my area wasn’t so bad”

Genie: “Ok, people driving in your area will be financially penalized for using their car instead of public transit, therefore alleviating traffic.”

Dude: “hey wait, I want an exception made for me! I am special. I am the main character, I should be the only one driving a car!”

Genie: “That was your third wish. Goodbye.”

Vincent D’Onofrio is up there too

I still have my 2014 machine. I’ve upgraded it with an M.2 drive and more RAM. Everything else is perfectly fine and I wouldn’t see the difference with a newer machine. I’ll keep it for a long as I can because the longer I wait the better the machine I replace it with will be.

Also I just wouldn’t know what to do with it after. I can’t bring myself to throwing away a perfectly good machine, but keeping it would be hoarding.

Duly noted. The day Trump dies flags will not be at half mast. If anything, it should be a new celebratory holiday.

I’ve tried the captcha they linked to. Holy crap. Not being able to strafe completely changed how you ‘solve’ the ‘puzzle’.

That sort of crap has been happening on Reddit for years. I’m sure everyone who is now here know exactly about that.

And then it turns out they were working on Half-Life: D0G.

NGL, that would actually be awesome

“Traded my gun for a Playstation. The gameplay and balance are much better, with cool powerups and ability to respawn. But graphics aren’t as realistic”

It doesn’t directly involve guillotines, but I feel like they will still be required to implement those proposed changes without opposition

“I will call him… Mini-me”

Khandalf sounds like the name they would give to a KDE installation wizard.

It’s the same rich dipshit who said that “being wealthy is easy. All people have to do is have $100k sitting in their bank accounts for unexpected expenses and that they should invest the rest”