Dont forget the ex-wife he pushed down the stairs because he hated him due to his affair. And then had buried on his golf course so he could claim it was a cemetery for tax purposes.

Why should anyone care was this Russian propaganda account says?

He takes of her dress now

Ho Ho Hooooooooooooo

If you are looking for something that sits in-between Dwarf Fortress and RimWorld then this is it.

“Hey guys it’s me, ya boy IceRaider, I’m here with another Snatch and Graaaaaaab. You know you love them, but first, a word from our sponsor Raid Shadow Legends”

“Where will you be when diarrhea hits?”

“You can’t just say the airspace above Venezuela is closed”

“I didn’t say it, I declared it”

They Fernicate

Call me a conspiracy nut if you want. But a foreign national who worked for the CIA, committing a seemingly random act of violence against the national guard, who were deployed there as a political stunt claiming to be suppressing violent foreigners, who was captured faster than the panicked teen who shot Charlie Kirk, all just seems a little… Suspicious?

Just an edit while I take a shite…

Luckily that guy is circling the bit that’s important or I wouldn’t know where to look

He needs to find out who Bubba is, because there’s like 7 people it could be.

It’s going to be serialised like that Abba movie where they don’t know who the dad is.

Can call it Bubba Mia

I mean, if given the chance would you rather have a job where you can chat about your hobbies and get people to send you money and gifts related to your hobby?

No child is picking “Soul crushing office work” are they.

They can have my soul when they suck it from my hot, stiff-well you get the idea…

I mean it’s a fictional story, they can just make up any reason.

“Arasaka had an old MySQL server that was mirroring all the data from thier relic servers that the techies forgot about and a Merc hacked it because it hadn’t been updated from server 2016”

Money, it’s because of money. Some junk food conglomerate stuffed some dollar bills in the space where his brain is supposed to be

“Google.com”

Holy recursive lookups batman