DarthPub

You wouldn’t know it with all the news over shoplifting bullshit

That’s wholesome

I can’t believe anyone would besmirch the good name of sex toys by making them in the shape of trump! Our body cavities deserve so much better!!!

That’s nothing. Target is stealing from employees in sums that are unimaginable. We should see cops shaming the higher ups with released body cams of their arrests. Then move on to Walmart. Make all the Walton kids pay employees back the billions they’ve stolen from employees. Fuck target and walmart

My god I nearly fell asleep reading the headline.

Rfk jr cut the dong off a dead animal. trump put his dong in kids

If it’s required then parents don’t decide shit

fuck those traitors

I assume Zuck is putting his fingers in his ears and mechanically screeching loudly to drown out such warnings

Why did you respond with violence?

Oh…my…god… this is beautiful

You misspelled Event Horizon

Jurassic Park. Easy to name but just about all aspects of that movie are phenomenal. They made all the right changes from the source material. No one needed a genetically engineered dog sized elephant running around.

Jokes on you! My friends found out much more embarrassing stuff about me

Ok…’flying’ is being applied generously here.

This headline is better: Artemis II astronauts return home ALIVE, ending record-breaking NASA mission around the moon

If only there were documents that could provide context for the connection Epstein had to the trump family. Too bad the government doesn’t have access to millions of documents that could shed light on the relationships Epstein had.

those trucks should be banned on US roads. What’s worse, most of them are just glorified grocery getters.

Your mom jokes never miss. 10/10

Without an article, are we sure the White House discussed removing trump via the 25th amendment? Or did trump discuss removing the 25th amendment?