Denvil

I mean to be fair there’s a good chance it ends in the death of whatever fuckwit comes after him. If the police have a 50% mortality rate, you’re probably going to run out of people who want to be police before you run out of “terrorists”

What? I actually have a red car, but I think orange cars are cool :(

I ordered crab at a cajun restaurant at one point. That was the hardest fight of my life to eat so so little. Wasn’t even good enough to justify how fucking hard it is to actually eat the thing in my opinion. Plenty of people love them, but I simply don’t see the appeal.

I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

No, they want 3 different takes of it. Two in .mov, and one in .mp4. Don’t fuck that up or they’ll send out a “don’t hire this guy” to every company they have contact information for

Actually after meaning to do it for a while and constantly forgetting about it I’ve decided to make myself go ahead and make a piefed account before I once again fall into the loop of “eh I’ll make it later” and them promptly forgetting it 2 seconds later