I’m so happy to see this that I’m willing to ignore the misused “POV”.

I’ll allow it.

I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

The most enthusiastic voter still only gets one vote.

Bold of you to assume that his party won’t pick him again in 2028 just because of a little dementia.

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

“like a dipSHYIT”

The fake crises he invents all sound like cheesy horror movies:

“convicted illegal alien murderers on the loose”

“cannibal zombie vampires from outer space”

Straight out of the fascist playbook; invent a boogyman that most reasonable people would dislike, promote violence and discrimination against this boogyman, then color all your opponents as boogymen.

You’re not wrong, Walter…

And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp ballot?

The fact that billionaires hate her tells me she’s doing a good job.

I regularly take essential oils to flush the toxins from my vagus nerve. (/s just in case)

BTW stands for Beta Testing Workshop, which is the “bleeding edge” version of Arch that gets released early. You probably want the stable, long term support version that only gets released very infrequently, like every 3-4 days.

Honestly, furry art wouldn’t even be remarkable as a scandal at this point.

It’s exactly this reason.

The house from Fight Club.

Imagine getting free surgery of any kind in the U.S. That’s how you know this is a false claim.