I ate gas station sushi in the middle of a road trip once. Most afraid I’ve ever been in my entire life.

Well, checks and balances turned out to be a farce, so you probably got a better education from Mad Magazine.

Mad Magazine once spoofed the movie Independence Day, in which Jeff Goldbloom’s character destroys the alien ship by installing Windows 95 on it.

Can confirm. I checked the author’s notes in Paine’s Common Sense and he specifically mentions the Chipotle in the Old Corner Bookstore.

I wonder if it’s near the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

I like this meme so much better than corn and beans.

Holy shit, this meme template was invented for this insane post.

John’s playing 4D chess

To be honest, I’m just running HML as a live image from a USB drive. This computer normally runs Arch. I got the webcam working when I first installed Arch, but it broke at some point and I haven’t had the energy to fix it. The AUR has the proprietary firmware, and drivers are part of the kernel, so I’m not sure what the issue is.

Probably still better than whatever is running the nuclear launch computers.

It is silly, unnecessary, and probably not something most people will use every day.

Well now I’m going to unironically use it as my daily driver.

Looks like the magic smoke leaked out.

A truly loyal friend will help you move books.

They love it only if it’s poking out of a glory hole.

I dunno man, I see a lot of conservative Republicans out there that also love cock.

Had me in the first half

BETWEEN THE WHAT???

I would rather permanently cut off all contact between Earth and Mars than have to program day/time conversion between them. Especially with time zones and leap years.

I’m going to write a strongly-worded letter to the president of Antifa about their use of chemical weapons.

Zawinski’s Law needs to be updated to change ‘email client’ to ‘slot machine’.