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Canceled mine immediately.

Boeing shifted production to break the Seattle unions. That’s been a sound financial decision so far…except for all of the failures and dead people.

Who would have known, alienating your biggest customer base (West Coast Liberals) with crazier and crazier right-wing nonsense would be a bad business decision. You’ll have to pry Billybob’s cold, dead hands off of his F-150.

Old job…

Boss says, “So, what do you do when you get off work in the evenings?”

"I usually go home and watch Office Space, it’s hilarious! " I reply.

“Really? Mind if I borrow it?”

“Sure! I’ll bring it in tomorrow.”

I was fired one week later.

May?

Bet she isn’t the only one.

Warrants are usually good for 5-10 years.

Statutes of limitations prohibit filing of charges after a certain amount of time, 1-5 years for standard / low-level crimes. The statute of limitations is tolled once a charge is filed with the court. Otherwise, people would just run away and hide until the statute of limitations is over.

So long as the charge is filled and the warrant is renewed, the case stays active.

Uh… the numbers add up to 101.