But can I whip it into a cum meringue?

Dude, all the Obama’s kind of sound like MK characters. We got good ol’ Baraka. Michelle = Sindel, Malia = Mileena, Sasha = Sonya. What a killer family!

Modern hearse drivers get so mad when you hotbox that shit.

“I’m in love with the loaf of you.”

This damned planned obsolescence! They just don’t make kids like they used to.

Very true and I should have been more specific.

Anyone putting corporate technology into their bodies is just asking to get Black Mirror’ed. I always thought it would be cool to have my body replaced by a sick robot, but I know I’ll never be rich enough to afford the cool one. I’ll just be in the Hyundai Bodi or whatever.

“Single white wizard looking to conjure a woman from thin air. Thin being the key word, no fatties. Must love pondering orbs and long beards.”

I just love a multilingual portmanteau!

Yeah, but air mistresses give really good blow jobs! I’ll let myself out…

That’s what I was thinking. I always thought it was so pregnant women could get in faster or something functional like that.

Punchline in Brazil!!

I can’t even read quotes from this pompous rambling fuck without getting too angry and giving up after a couple words.

It’s the Rock Bottom! Bah God, he has parents!

My age totally did gone!

Thank you for your service.

The robot will go around the office and production floors to check for any irregularities in the manufacture and design processes like a processor core overheating during testing or Andy going to the bathroom more than the average for his age, weight, and eating habits. Andy is going to get laid off next round because Chip the Robonarc is always watching.

I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, “I don’t want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time” and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.

It’s AI slop AND the water didn’t turn to wine?! I’m going home.

It was literally the point of them: massive corporations taking equity away from local communities.