10 yard sack, bold move let’s see if it pays off

Jalen Hurts’ gigantic frivolous chin strap bothers me. It covers half his face

Pretty sure Jerry Rice’s numbers are more ridiculous. No one will break them. Paul Krause still has the record for most interceptions ever with 81.

Well last I looked it was 10-20. This got out of hand real quick

How are the Steelers still alive

Dread it. Run from it. Averageness arrives all the same. Or should I say, the Chargers have.

I will shred down this team to its last atom, and with the players you have collected for me, create a new mediocre one. Not knowing what it has lost but what it has been given. A grateful franchise.

I got a player that has never washed his jockstrap because he thinks flies are lucky!

Late 80s Cowboys were fucking terrible so no one really cared