I just can’t get over him selling beans in the oval office. it’s so absurd

If you have 25 viewers on twitch, you’re in the 1% of streamers.

It’s almost the ones that you expect the most.

There used to be that joke on 30 Rock about MILF island. It used to be the most absurd thing they could think of, and that’s kind of a thing now.

I have my own heater and that seems like a plumbing issue that i assumed only happens on tv as a joke.

Idk. I’m always disappointed when a headline starts with: Donald Trump 79 and doesn’t end with died face down in a toilet.

Something tells me this already has 5 seasons and 8 spin offs on TLC

Same. I think i’m too old to understand the point of discord.

Humans as a whole can’t be ask to do even the smallest changes. What if you ate less meat? I’LL EAT ONLY MEAT NOW.

People only started getting cancer since we started eating grain. Because of bread, so many people have cancer now.

I don’t get it.

If you don’t like broccoli, why don’t you eat it when it’s half rotten?

Don’t change perfection

He said female. That’s apparently the new n word

I often talk to people who call themselves nerds, and what they mean is that they like marvel movies. Like the biggest most seen movie franchise that is out there. Star wars has gained almost as much traction, it just flopped hard and harder. I’m not here to gatekeep, but when someone tells me they are a nerd because they watch marvel movies, then we probably need a new term.

I’ll never forget that tweet that went viral i guess where some guy said: “please mr. Musk, you are the closest thing we have to Tony Stark. Please help these children.” That shit still haunts me

I saw one that said: i bought this before we all knew he was crazy.

Wait, who is we?

No thanks

Someone didn’t have a childhood where they only watched the Jetsons and the Flintstones

Before electric skateboards were a thing, and electric motors and batteries became better and better, i thought I had a great idea for an electric skateboard. I cut some holes into my longboard, attached an upside down truck on top and an electric motor, made a lot of mistakes and then someone launched an electric skateboard that was pretty slick and i just saw that and thought: that’s way better.