Compromise: The off-screen mic should be at half volume and use a high-pitched chipmunk voice changer effect.

Every game I play teaches me that I will immediately die in real life if anything bad ever happens.

Every FPS - shot dead immediately. No respawning.

Scary game - heart attack immediately.

Every sword game - maimed horrifically.

Zombie apocalypse - eaten immediately, and I’ll turn into a fat one that explodes later.

Well I only opened the article to see the aforementioned buttcheek indents

There’s a little clapperboard on it that says “The Casting Couch”

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My slug sense is tingling

Lizard people are able to disrupt electronics like cameras and microphones.

“Free calls. Free internet. For everyone. Forever.”

Maybe they can take the 700 Club off Freeform and then shut down.

Imagine seeing that message and buying another product from them.

“It’s time to artificially create waste. Don’t worry, you won’t see this message again. Our new cookers are designed to not last 10 years.”

Google search has some features that alternative search engines don’t. I use DuckDuckGo for 99% of everything, but I occasionally use Google to see local busy hours, or sometimes any hours, reviews, phone numbers without navigating a shitty website, etc.

I think there are ways to break up Google search on its own, and make some of those features separate and accessible on other search engines.

Then there’s the matter of advertising, data collection, SEO, exclusivity with corporations like Reddit, etc.

Google is doing things with its search that seem to intentionally reduce the ability of other search engines to compete with them, and that’s really all that the antitrust laws are meant to prevent.

Whenever he’s with Elon he leaves his dentures in the car.

Oh it just means he acquired a servant that has 30+ years experience in old timey hat making. But he’s rich, so we speak as if it’s him that’s doing it.

I saw two artistic swim teams in a row use Eminem’s Lose Yourself.

It’s english. It means “warrior.”

Barbed, for everyone’s horror.

My theory is that [Tinfoil hat] there was a ketchup packet lodged in the rolls of his neck from lunch that day, and it popped when he was startled by the gunshots. He was unaware that he lost the condiment there, and it was unintentional. He genuinely thought it was blood until it trickled into his mouth, after which he raised his fist in relief, yelling “Heinz Heinz Heinz” to the crowd. [/Tinfoil hat]

SmarterChild ‘24

What I’m hearing is that Biden should spend the rest of his term handwriting checks.