They should instead make a charming gold medalian necklace, the back of which has a personalised message engraved with the precise geolocation of a hidden underground cache containing years worth of tinned food, filtered water, and lo-tech weaponry.
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If Matrix was here, he’d laugh too.
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News@lemmy.world•The Alleged Drug Boat Wasn’t Even Heading to the U.S.: ReportEnglish
24·4 days agoSuriname?
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Risa@startrek.website•My son asked to watch a Christmas movie todayEnglish
7·4 days agoMy name is Mott. I’m the barber.
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News@lemmy.world•Survivors in boat strike were trying to climb back onto vessel before follow-up attack, source saysEnglish
1·6 days agoWhat a Galaxy-brain justification. If they were innocent they’d have just stayed in the sea and drowned.
Nothing suggested the aliens had hostile intentions.
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Games@lemmy.world•Left 4 Dead co-creator is directing a mysterious co-op shooter for JJ Abrams' production company, and Sony's going to publish it: "We hope to deliver a bold, innovative experience"English
7·6 days agoLooks inside: Season passes and micro-transaction skins.
Basically the dark shadows of the Hippy Age Of Aquarius and sandal-wearing tech Utopianism corrupted Into evil by the baby boomers ageing into the dominant political class in the West.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•New Starfeet Academy poster releasedEnglish
9·6 days agoHorny Trek
I wonder how many guys who think they can be selective about the “date” and “marry” zones are even a 5 (assuming bell curve distribution).
12 if she says Waluigi.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•I hate how inescapable politics are on Lemmy, but at least nobody's constantly asking how blind people wipe their butt or pick up their dog's poop then completely ignoring me when I try to answer.English
3·7 days agoObviously there has to be a space for politics here as we’re trying to build a global, decentralised alternative to corporate social media, and that has to include every form of discussion and a plurality of voices. However, on traditional web forums based around a shared interest it was always a bad idea to let the politics run free, as you’d get flame wars, and eventually a ruling clique with moderator influence banning posters along political lines and a resultingly toxic McCarthyite culture. I think the answer has to be more tools that allow us control over our feeds, more easily - there is space for all of politics free, ml instances, neutral grounds, etc if we are adults about it.
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Videos@lemmy.world•You Don't Hate the American Healthcare System EnoughEnglish
12·7 days agoI’m indifferent to it. I figure it must work well enough for them or they’d change it to a more modern system.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Space mallsEnglish
2·3 months agoSpace Precinct?
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News@lemmy.world•Trump says Putin agrees with him US should not have mail-in votingEnglish
2·4 months agoIn Soviet Russia vote mail you in.
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Technology@lemmy.zip•A New Zealand mother and her 6-year-old son made a brief trip to Canada. They have spent weeks detained by ICEEnglish
4·4 months agoKind of confusing headline unless ICE are in Canada now too.
You can buy them like that in a grocer though. Shit for fridge space.






There’s trouble down t’ vinyard our favver.