

Imagine being so out of shape you can’t even dispose of a body.
I like the vibes.


Imagine being so out of shape you can’t even dispose of a body.


Another heatwave life protip, put damp towels in the freezer and then sleep under them instead of a blanket. Use more than one so you can rotate out. Rolling them up will maximize freezer space, but I’ve also just wadded them in there as well.


That’s not rare at all. You just have to find a partner that shows affection in the way that you want to recive it. Which is of course the hard part, but it is possible. Just be open and communicate what you are looking for when meeting someone. It’s okay to say, hey I’m a touchy feely kinda guy who likes cuddles and physical affection! And don’t take it to heart if someone can’t match your energy here, it happens. Good luck buddy!


Unfortunately there just isn’t a lot of games for the Switch 2 specifically right now. A lot of games have an upgrade for the Swtich 2 like, Subnatica, Skyrim and No Man’s Sky.


Cuba, Greenland and now this? Dude we cannot allow Trump to find out about Australia.


So when poeple were working from home after covid we HAD to get them back in the office because bussiness was being hurt by office workers not spending their lunch money, but when it’s the president’s Not So Secret police it’s totally fine. Got it.
This. Record him saying these things. Otherwise it’s he said she said. Keep a log of names and dates of when he spoke to you, what he said. This will not get better on it’s own.
Also this protects your future jobs, you don’t want to get fired from ever doing this again because, she seduced my husband! That hussy will never work again!
Five nights at Fredos kinda vibe


This wouldn’t bother me at all if reddit didn’t appear at the top of almost every damn question I Google nowadays. Why are you pushing reddit for answers if you won’t let me see them?
I made the native font bigger on my phone and it fixed it. Thanks!
I’m trying Blorp right now, since I do not want to figure out how to side load Jerboa onto my Android. (Thanks Google you bag of dicks.) So far Blorp is great, my only complaint being I wish three was a way to increase text/font size because I am old now and my eyeballs don’t work as well as they did.
What’s funny to me is even if your predictions have been proven right most of the time, no one will believe you. Which to me is an even sadder lack of pattern recognition.
This is the only one that makes me question reality. My dad spent a lot of time working in Germany before I was born and we had decorative beer steins all over the house. I remember asking about them and as I started to read being told, “see it’s steins, like Daddy’s fancy mugs.” What the in the alternate memory making dimension hole is going on here!?


I read this article and immediately went to thank my husband for not drugging, raping and filming me. He was like uh, you’re welcome? Figured not drugging your loved ones was one of those unwritten rules, but I guess not.
This, extra creamy is where it’s at.


Zoloft, it took three days to start working. It had been an absolute gamechanger for my anxiety and I love it. 10/10


Watching the robot cheerfully veer into the glass panel like a drunk on a lawn mower absolutely sent me. My sides.
Horseback riding. It can be expensive and I can’t risk injuring myself, if I don’t work I don’t eat.
Hello professional camera operator here! I do live events instead of movies but it appears the Mastermind was shot on an Alexa 35 digital camera. They used post effects to recreate the look of an older film camera. Honestly shooting digital and then using filters to mimic the film effect is way eay easier then shooting with film. Especially in low light conditions. Hope this helps!