A microbrand, perhaps a Yema Superman

Tell her that her watch is shit and that she looks like Sinead Oconnor

https://preview.redd.it/osx554oskbzb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=52d8f70974aa4e6d9c7016bb90528bc46d208115

Great choice ❤️

I would get something from a more traditional watch brand, OP. A Hamilton, Longines, Tissot or Seiko. Ideally, an automatic, with hacking, good water resistance (at least 100m) and a long power reserve. Maybe you can look into the Seiko Alpinist!