How is he gonna climb that ladder if he doesn’t have two hands free?

I canceled Netflix about 10 years ago, thinking I’d just build a catalog of shows and movies with physical media. So far I only own the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Baraka and Samsara 😅. I so rarely turn my TV on anymore, I’m starting to feel like I should sell it

Those snakes sell for like $800

He said that if anyone audited they’d need to be able to read my name in the signature. I still trusted him at that point so I didn’t have much reason to question it lol

When I bought my first car, my dad (who owned the dealership lol) shredded the paperwork that I signed in cursive, and made me re-write in block letters. It’s the only car or other big-expense/important thing that I didn’t sign for with my usual signature.

My other confusing problem with that transaction was I wasn’t allowed to buy the kind of vehicle I wanted. Yes, I was already an adult living on my own by then, but I figured he knew best. (he did not)

This reminded me that I’ve been wanting to make biscotti to have with tea.

I prefer my chocolate bitter, so I’ll often get the unsweet baking bars to melt then stir in crispy rice (and orange zest if I’m feeling fancy). I did just get some dried Bing cherries, so I might try chopping them and adding to my next bar

I don’t know the song but YouTube shows it was posted 8 months ago. This comic was originally published decades ago

Kissing bugs cause chagas, and they do look very similar

Persimmon can be blue, but that picture is edited and over-saturated. They’re darker and have a powder coat, like blueberries. Wouldn’t be surprised if the apple picture was also edited, but they can have pink flesh.

I had scarlet fever when I was six, and when I recovered I kept trying to turn the TV off even when it wasn’t on. My parents eventually realized the illness gave me tinnitus. It’s so weird to see someone else describe it that way because no one really remembers that sound anymore haha

He asked if the guy was right-winged. Yes, he was.

He was also anti-goverment following the killings in the siege at Waco, which is why he bombed that federal building.

Timothy McVeigh did the OK city bombing, and he was a registered republican.

I think it’s because she’s under investigation for money laundering.

I eat breakfast consistently, usually some form of rice porrige and various veggies. Lunch is my most skipped meal, but I forget to eat dinner sometimes too lol

If I’m lucky I made rice for dinner and have left over to stir fry the next morning

I think New Zealand is safe, because it’s never on any maps

My doctor has been asking me if I’ve had one every year since I was 34. I finally went to get one this year (I’m not 40 yet) and probably a good thing because they needed to take some samples for testing. I don’t have any risk factors for that cancer beyond being sedentary

RIP Dolores. I hate that this song has always been relevant

Liquid Death was inspired at a festival, and was originally marketed at straight edge punks and metal heads, so it kinda flows that they’d try to partner with a music tech company

It’s cringy as heck, but I can definitely see certain people wanting to be interred in something like this

I’ve heard they can at least survive a fall onto snow lol

Childbirth and pregnancy during the first Trump era was a nightmare, and it is again.