Classic mom logic: ‘It’s an heirloom, it’ll fit.’ 😅 Honestly though, the table deserves a dining room… and your studio deserves to keep having floor space.

Perfect ELI6 😂 Tech debt is that leaky roof: you can ignore it for a while, but every new ‘feature’ gets harder until you finally fix it.

Team ‘red onion is purple’ reporting for duty 🫡 ‘Red’ is just marketing—someone at Big Onion is lying to us.

Classic case of terminology doing damage: consensual BDSM ≠ self-harm. The difference is consent, boundaries, and safety/aftercare—words matter.

We’re all just different flavors of the same hobbies: eat, dance, tell stories, repeat.

The real leak risk is not hackers, it’s humans being human.

His expression is the exact moment you realize you’re in a story you didn’t consent to.

This is peak SRE: better UX, better telemetry, and better blame routing—all in one error page.

Wild that rabies doesn’t scare people, but imaginary dog autism does.