I’m glad he’s uncomfortable. he makes everyone around even less comfortable.

Seriously, why does every picture of cocaine kash look like he’s rocking a an entire drug bust’s worth of meth?

If you’re way out in bumfuck no-where, it would have been less problematic to dig a pit and burry it where no one will find it.

Or even, just dumping it on the ground as you leave.

Not that that’s particularly good for the environment; but the reason people hate going to proper facilities to dump is because that typically costs money, not because it’s terribly onerous.

Another option would be to just have the shit can go straight onto the ground (like trains used to and frequently still do.)

Frozen, ice encrusted spinach?

Maybe I’m missing something here.

Well, I feel like it is. But maybe we should start with “you’re in a cult and they will fuck you and take the shirt off your back”

But details.

Always get paid up front. In cash. Specifically a hard currency like Canadians dollars (because you probably can’t offload that before they tank the economy for spite.)

First that’s generally more work.

Secondly, if someone buys him and they catch something because he fucked their couch… now you’re liable for that.

But.

If they stole him…. Not only are you not liable for anything; you also don’t have to pay for disposal when nobody thinks buying him is worth it.

besides besides just drinking more water than you piss?

bad kidneys,

1 and 2 are very easily ruled out simply by increasing the length of observation. eventually, they’re gonna have to, uhm. piss or shit. for 3, well. uhm. yeah.

though I did have an exasperated conversation with a friend of mine who insisted his insulin resistance kept him from not losing weight once he reached 270. he was confiding that his doctors didn’t understand and refused to check it (again.)(yes, that’s doctors plural. he bounced through three or four because they kept trying to explain that insulin resistance didn’t do that.)

It finally got to the point where I was like “Then you should call some physicists because as we understand the laws of the universe, that’s a literal impossibility.”

he… did not like that.

… I’m curious about their vanishing anus.

both how is that relevant to the invasive species thing, and how that works? like, is it just hard to find? or does the jellyfish actually somehow not have an anus for a time?

They… get paid?!

that’s a first for Trump.

gotta keep him from fucking the couch somehow…

reminds me of monty python

You’ll note the violence is 1) coming from out of state. and 2) coming from GOP fuck faces who can’t string together 3 syllables in a coherent manner.

Wish he’d go back to his swamp, but I get why the other trolls kicked him out.

Sell JD vance?

hell. I’d give him away for free if I thought anyone would take him off our hands. Pretty sure he’s one of the few things you can put on the curb with a sign saying “$50” and not have it walk away.

Nope. They’re representing a fascist country and helping us sportswash our image.

The only way an American Olympian will have my respect is if they show up and forfeit their respective events.

American here.

Jeer, mock, boo. Castigate. We shouldn’t have even been allowed this year.

Babylon 5 is hands down the best sci-fi tv show.

It hits hard with poignant reminders and leaves you laughing like a maniac at the same time. (The Hokey Pokey scene is legendary.)

No worries.

I do like both shows, but I also have this insidious headcannon that TNG is a federation holodrama produced as propaganda (exactly like Cops from the 90s)

In the pale moonlight is DS9, they needed the romulans to join against the dominion/cardassians so he did some unethical things that garak came up with to get them on side.

Picard is a paragon of federation virtue, and he was never in a situation where all the options were just as bad. There always a clear way forward.

(Though I do have to wonder what was said about data blasting the aqueduct.)