“It’s for when the climate change causes shrinkage!” (to keep the swamp trolls out. when their swamps become lagoons)

With the price of gas?!? Use that stuff for fuel!

I mean. We should probably build a wall around Florida.

Republican goobers like catchy names. We could call it “America’s Cock Ring.”

I will never understand why the empire didn’t use captured b1 units as droid labor.

Yes, they’re totally incompetent. But it’s either incompetence or intentional sabotage.

Later, the clip shows two officers escorting the mechanical troublemaker away, in what is probably the silliest perp walk you’ll lay eyes on. One of the cops even places a hand on the robot’s shoulder, humanizing the display.

this is a mischaracterization. The cop was maintaining physical control. Either because he didn’t want it walking away, or because it was tippy. or whatever. but it certainly wasn’t a sympathetic pat.

I get that, I was just adding context for people who haven’t seen Rebels. (if anyone hasn’t seen rebels… you should.)

wait until you realize that, in AoTC, when Obi and Ani are going up to Padme’s pad, Padme remembers (and is excited to see) Obi and totally didn’t know who Anakin was until Darth Jar jar called out 'Annie!"

they were totally knocking boots.

Edit: also you can see anakin-the-dumbfuck finally putting it together in RotS.

Edit2, also notice how she was far less excited when Obi was there on business.

Sure. Edit: the geonosians were genocided after the clone wars when they were used to start construction on the Death Star and genocided to hide it by the empire.

do we even have a full count of all the genocides?

Was Vader involved in the genosian genocide, too?

Lots of FBI agents gonna get their balls kicked in.

I’m surprisingly okay with that.

(Groin shots in UFC are illegal so they tend not to defend against them as well as one should in actual combat. This is the difference between combat sports and life-and-death combat.)

Is this a question? Or are you just venting?

Pick your battles and go to town. You can’t fight them all, but you can fight for what you feel is most important.

Gotta assimilate them all.

Before they assimilate you.

A lot of kids who grow up rich grow up bored, seeking ways to not be bored. When you can afford pretty much anything and you’re surrounded by people who promise to give you something new and exciting, it’s easy to get addicted.

To drugs. To booze. Sex. To adrenaline. And people are willing to provide all of it.

The unrealistic part is the drug dealer killing his user. It’s business. Killing your customers coz they got cut off is bad for business. Especially when the families are wealthy enough to buy their own justice.

Before it ever gets that far, though, the family probably pays off the drug dealer and lets them know there’s no more money there. The dealer might not cut them off, but they’re certainly not trusting that the addict is “good for it.”

Even if the dealer was that stupid, to let that debt large enough… there’s other ways they can pay. Access. Contacts. Information. Dirt.

3 day benders would be rookie numbers. He’s not gone off a bender since he got the job.

But if there is no intention to deceive (and I would add no obligation to reveal that information,) then there’s no lie.

You just don’t provide information.

If my mom asks “where were you?” And I refuse to answer, I’m not lying, I’m just not answering, right?

Feed it through a coffee grinder and mix it with similarly powdered aluminum.

Then set that on fire (bonus points for doing it on lake ice. That’s fun!)

Oh. Uh. Not that kind of rust?

outta curiosity, where do you think Facebook learned it from?

Daddy Warbucks gonna make sure the people pay for their shit.

It’s not backsliding if he’s always been a bigot.

And frankly, the way he deals with homelessness is bad enough for me to vociferously oppose him.

We need solutions that fix people’s problems, not feeds the prison slave labor industry.

He’s dead, Jim!