Lots of FBI agents gonna get their balls kicked in.

I’m surprisingly okay with that.

(Groin shots in UFC are illegal so they tend not to defend against them as well as one should in actual combat. This is the difference between combat sports and life-and-death combat.)

Is this a question? Or are you just venting?

Pick your battles and go to town. You can’t fight them all, but you can fight for what you feel is most important.

Gotta assimilate them all.

Before they assimilate you.

A lot of kids who grow up rich grow up bored, seeking ways to not be bored. When you can afford pretty much anything and you’re surrounded by people who promise to give you something new and exciting, it’s easy to get addicted.

To drugs. To booze. Sex. To adrenaline. And people are willing to provide all of it.

The unrealistic part is the drug dealer killing his user. It’s business. Killing your customers coz they got cut off is bad for business. Especially when the families are wealthy enough to buy their own justice.

Before it ever gets that far, though, the family probably pays off the drug dealer and lets them know there’s no more money there. The dealer might not cut them off, but they’re certainly not trusting that the addict is “good for it.”

Even if the dealer was that stupid, to let that debt large enough… there’s other ways they can pay. Access. Contacts. Information. Dirt.

3 day benders would be rookie numbers. He’s not gone off a bender since he got the job.

But if there is no intention to deceive (and I would add no obligation to reveal that information,) then there’s no lie.

You just don’t provide information.

If my mom asks “where were you?” And I refuse to answer, I’m not lying, I’m just not answering, right?

Feed it through a coffee grinder and mix it with similarly powdered aluminum.

Then set that on fire (bonus points for doing it on lake ice. That’s fun!)

Oh. Uh. Not that kind of rust?

outta curiosity, where do you think Facebook learned it from?

Daddy Warbucks gonna make sure the people pay for their shit.

It’s not backsliding if he’s always been a bigot.

And frankly, the way he deals with homelessness is bad enough for me to vociferously oppose him.

We need solutions that fix people’s problems, not feeds the prison slave labor industry.

He’s dead, Jim!

So one thing, if you haven’t seen, his son Robert is more or less following in his footsteps. his photography is insanely good.

I still haven’t forgiven the stingray.

I know that Steve would say it wasn’t the stingray’s fault, that he was the one intruding and it was just defending itself, as stingrays do.

But I’m not nearly as good a human as Steve.

Wait.

Really?

pureeing random shit and separating it out in a explody-spinny-thing lets you extract flavors without getting all the solids.

I’m not sure I would trust BWW with a giant lab grade centrifuge though. that seems like a recipe for world-ending consequences.

I’d piss on nVidia, though.

Especially if I had a massive amount of asparagus.

It’s not likely to do much with a good fire, it, eh, it’s gonna make them smell nasty.

This explains the crabs…

Dixon Hill was made for the show, guy noir was a segment on NPR’s Prairie Home Companion (a radio show.)

Because more and more people hate his guts with the fury of a thousand women scorned.

And for good reason.

“Dix” as in “Dixon Hill” (the, uh, fictional PI in the lead role of that particular holo novel.)(Personally, I prefer Guy Noir.)