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John Doe
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John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•I want to leave some confusing stuff at a friend's house.
13·5 天前I used to work for the federal government and we all HATED a certain department manager. It was a huge facility with hundreds of employees and had an institutional sized break room with several glass door commercial refrigerators, like you see at convenience stores. Employees had to have their names on all refrigerated items or they would be thrown out. Somehow I wound up with a bottle of chocolate flavored edible lube, so I put the department manager’s name on it and stuck it amongst the bottles of condiments. The department manager was too good to eat in the break room with the peons, so she never saw it. Everybody hated her and got a huge laugh out of it and the chocolate lube sat in the fridge for months :) Maybe put something like that randomly in their refrigerator or in a cabinet.
You forgot about the shithole galaxy we’re in and the multiple shithole dimensions, which we may inhabit just one of an infinite (shitty) number. And some physicists think that we’re actually living in a three-dimensional hologram imprinted on the two-dimensional event horizon of a black (shit) hole.
I’m originally from Texas and whenever I’d go back (which hasn’t been for several years now) there would be tons of ‘pro-life’ billboards featuring happy, smiling, blonde, blue-eyed, white babies
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do you live knowing that there is no meaning in life?
2·18 天前There are more stars in the visible universe than grains of sand in all the beaches in earth. Our individual lives mean bupkis.
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•When do you think middle class people will be able to go to mars?
3·18 天前Never because there will be no middle class within a couple of years
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•As LGBTQ people, particularly transgender people, flee Texas, blue cities like Seattle are seeing an influx of new residents.
161·22 天前I saw the writing on the wall seventeen years ago and at 40 moved with my husband (we’re a gay couple) and our then 5 yr old daughter to Northampton, Massachusetts. We had lived in Texas our entire lives (I’m from Ft Worth, he’s from Abilene), so we were no strangers to racism. But the racism that came out during Obama’s first presidential run told me it was time to flee. Texas was certainly no place we wanted to raise our daughter. We wound up moving to Vermont a couple of years later. And eventually we settled in upstate NY in 2016. We prefer the more liberal New England states but cannot afford them. Upstate NY gives us a reasonable cost of living, along with all the lgbtq state protections that put our minds at rest. Well, as ‘at rest’ as one can be with Cankles McTaco Tits in the Oval Office right now.
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What idiom did you initially misunderstand, but you prefer your interpretation?
16·23 天前When I was a kid I thought the expression, the coast is clear, was actually, the ghost is clear, which makes sense that the ghost would be transparent but had nothing to do with a situation being safe enough to proceed with whatever you were doing. But I’m originally from Texas, where we have tons of idioms and colloquialisms that don’t make sense, so I just went with it.
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kid Rock music fest organizers beg for grace over string of hate from festival-goersEnglish
35·1 个月前Kid Rock makes music for people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Starbucks CEO defends a cup of coffee costing $9English
18·1 个月前A $96-million dollar douche defends a $9 cup of coffee
- Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues (live from San Quentin version!)
- Kraftwerk - Trans Europe Express
- Half Man Half Biscuit - Time Flies By When You’re The Driver Of A Train
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Starbucks CEO defends a cup of coffee costing $9English
2·1 个月前Buck Starfucks!! Upstate NY here. Stewart’s 4ever, bitches!!
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•God bless me and the rest of the world! Happy Sunday yall!
11·1 个月前But what about Jesus?!<br>

John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Caitlyn Jenner asks Trump for help after impact of trans passport policyEnglish
39·2 个月前She described having the sex marker M on her passport as a “big problem,” adding: “I don’t blame President Trump. I love him.” Jenner said she appealed to him for help but received no response. Then the iron door to the gas chamber was slammed shut and locked from the outside. No further comment from Jenner has been forthcoming since.







That’s a dangerous level of internalized self-loathing repression