The main bullshit complaint I’ve seen about the Horizon games boils down to “Aloy doesn’t make my peepee hard”. There are dudes out there who only want to see women they can goon to.

Earliest is Christina Ricci. I was 10 and the movie was Casper.

That crush continues to this day.

Getting tonsillitis and having my tonsils removed.

After the shit shows that were BL3 and the movie, there’s no way in Hell I’d pay 80 for another Borderlands

Hanlon’s and Occam’s razors agree on this one, it’s much simpler (and likely more accurate) to blame this on the incompetence of the shooter. Headshots are for videogames, center mass is a much easier target.

Because Trump believes she was a patriot who was wrongly killed by capitol police.

Why is that cop using a flashlight in broad daylight?

That’s Repo the Genetic Opera

The narration of his shorts is annoying as fuck, with its nearly yelling tone and odd stresses on words. Not to mention the over-exaggerated hand motions he does while just talking.

Reminds me of Degenatron, the fake gaming console from GTA 3

Dedication is not a measure of intelligence.

A dedicated dumbass is still a dumbass

Not my proudest moment, but definitely funny.

Don’t know if I was ever banned but I was definitely asked to leave a go kart track when I was about 10 or 11. It was a kids track with only a few karts to choose from but they weren’t even as far as performance went. I had picked one that turned out to be slower than one another boy chose, so he kept lapping me as we were driving around. I’ve always been very competitive so I was just getting madder and madder as this smug little shit kept passing me even though I was pedal to the metal, so I made a decision. One lap as he was just about to pass me I wrenched my steering wheel to the side and ran him off the track. I was, of course, spotted by an attendant who stopped me and brought me over to my very embarrassed parents then asked us all to leave. I don’t think the other kid was hurt, but I didn’t care enough at the time to check so he might have been.

The real deep state is the friends we made along the way.

I think an Amazon owned company would actually default to Alexa, who’s voice is equally terrible. Why pay more to develop a better voice?

They’re only worth what someone would be willing to pay for them. What’s the scrap value on a cybertruck?

It’s worth pointing out that the reasons they support Israel as an ethnostate are largely two-fold

1. They believe that a restored Jewish state in Palestine is a sign of Jesus’s return, meaning they’ll get raptured soon.

2. They want Jewish people out of “their” country.

Zionism has a long history of antisemitism despite the apparent contradiction.

But the driving is terrible and so is the AI and so are the tracks

That’s my opinion of Wii, but Wii also introduced bikes which have also stained each subsequent entry so it gets my vote for the worst in the series.

Wii, Super Circuit, and 7 exist, so your argument doesn’t hold water.

Sure it isn’t Double Dash, but it’s definitely not the worst.