Not the poles, the Poles! They’re flocking to Detroit to consult Poles before the election.

You misunderstand, CBS has it right, Michiganders are flocking to their local Polack before they vote, that’s all.

What

Funny, Dr. Dick-Handler, this shit is funny!

Whalk Tuah polling place and vote!

This reads as a shitpost, but I’ll advise on the chance it isn’t and you’re in a crazy deadly situation.

Make a show of applying for remote Jobs ASAP, do it tomorrow. Dress up nice for the “E-meetings”, and then hop in discord or something with a friend and have an “Interview” that goes well.

Then, explain to your family that you need to submit documents to HR to complete onboarding. Get ALL your personal documents in hand, and then ride off into the sunset away from them.

OK, boomer

OK, Boomer

If you think the defining characteristic of a boomer is disliking weird new culture

Thank you for putting it so succinctly! It’s definitely one of the boomer characteristics, automatically hating on culture that changed from when you were a kid.

Some people are boomers in age, some are boomers in spirit. Time comes for us all, ever in the form of “I don’t understand the kids these days”

A non sci-fi planet. Never heard of it, been too into fantasy.

I guess you were born in the 1950s, kids these days just don’t know…

This

What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?

Really? One of the worst people ever? That’s the top of the chart; Adolf Hitler and Joe Rogan?

Garbage “journalism” lmao

Yeah, safe to say you don’t know why the joke was an issue. It wasn’t a “Trump joke”, it was an “endorsing assasaination” joke.

Yeah, it’s a joke, yeah it was funny to me personally (I might have made the same joke), but you cannot say certain jokes publicly as a public figure.

G.R.E.E.N

Get

Republicans

Elected

Every

November

Too bad for them their competitors make effective planes.

Advanced cybernetics. From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

It’s saddening to see the slow slow progress of cybernetics.