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GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Memes@sopuli.xyz•It's totally normal for tools to say they're depressed, just tune it out
2·1 day agoI’m the guy on the left, so there’s no point going back.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•'Scowling Void of Pure Nothingness': Critics Destroy $75 Million Melania Trump Documentary | Common Dreams
20·1 day agoI did my part rating this movie appropriately 👎
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which living creatures can swim and fly, but not walk?
6·1 day agoWhat about underground traveling, like burrowing?
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Memes@sopuli.xyz•It's totally normal for tools to say they're depressed, just tune it out
1·1 day agoSpoiler alert:
spoiler
no one has souls
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Memes@sopuli.xyz•It's totally normal for tools to say they're depressed, just tune it out
1·1 day agoYou just confused me further.
Aren’t the left guy and the right guy saying the exact same thing? Did you mean the middle guy?
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•'Scowling Void of Pure Nothingness': Critics Destroy $75 Million Melania Trump Documentary | Common Dreams
201·1 day agoCan someone explain to me how this movie has a 99% user rating on rotten tomatoes?
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•The TV industry finally concedes that the future may not be in 8KEnglish
81·2 days agoThere’s no difference between 4k broadcast on 4k tv vs. 8k broadcast on 8k tv, unless your watching it with your nose touching the tv.
Except for you knowing the numbers and being able to brag to your friends about your 8k tv
Edit: read the article before please
I don’t know if that means he is MAGA and a troll.
Or if he trolls other MAGAts.
And I can’t tell from the post if it’s satire or not, because of how deranged MAGAts are.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedEnglish
14·2 days ago🥳🥳🥳
Trump and Elon next please
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If cannibalism were the norm and human meat was freely available in grocery stores, there would surely be people who prefered to eat only the meat of people of their own ethnicity or only women's meat
4·3 days agoNot something I wanted to think about on a Saturday. Thanks.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Don Lemon arrested by federal authorities, his attorney says
16·3 days agoCan they arrest people without telling them or their lawyers what they are being charged with?
I bet the charges are gonna be more flaky than Trump’s old flappy dick. And this is just an intimidation tactic.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump’s erratic trade policy blamed for US gas auction flop in Eastern Europe
7·4 days agoWhen it comes to trade, America is less trustworthy than Russia, and both are fucking terrorist states.
So, yeah, though choice…
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•We say things like "time is money" but really the most valuable thing you have (and which everyone covets) is your attention.
31·5 days agoTime is happiness. You can win a lottery and become a millionaire overnight. You cannot buy more time on this earth even with all the money in the world.
Attention is what helps achieve happiness with your time.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldto
PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•MEP interrogate European Commission about the Stop Killing Games campaignEnglish
4·5 days agoTldr; they’re doing “nothing”
She never even said she’s mad.
Annoyed < mad
“Come, touch my computer parts”
Sounds like she might have been hitting on you.
In my experience, random failure with random auto-fix is exclusively a windows feature. Turning it off and on fixes the majority of windows glitches.






That’s what you think about in the shower?