If he can follow up on even a portion of what he promises, a 2nd Trump presidency will bring the USA to a halt at multiple levels like a car hitting a reinforced wall. The best version of a Trump presidency is him raging daily as he’s blocked constantly by legal challenges and bureaucratic measures thus getting nothing done. The worst version is that he succeeds in his goals, reforms the USA into a right-wing autocracy and destroys things like checks/balances and separation of church and state.

Amish biological DDOS. Suddenly the Borg become obsessed with perfecting butter churns + arts and crafts.

(Not suggesting Amish don’t care about their kids. In fact, from an outsider’s perspective they appear to care a LOT about having kids.)

The original celeb I had singing into LeVar’s luxuriant afro was Michael Jackson from the Jackson 5 days, which is why Flying Squid’s joke worked. So instead I changed it to Thanos, and in my head he’s singing “The Final Countdown”. Or maybe “Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck”.

I fixed it with a picture that a) isn’t morally questionable and b) still works with your joke.

Lol, I didn’t mean to be a spoilsport honest! I’m not upset at all, but when you’re right you’re right, and you were right!

That is actually an excellent point that I didn’t consider in the 2 minutes it took to toss together the photo. I’ll delete out of respect for kids. My mistake for not putting thought into who I put in the meme.

Edit: New, more tasteful picture

Hey! Turns out you’re the bearer of good news :)

While looking for the exact phrasing of “But you don’t have to take my word for it” I found out there’s been a lot of drama surrounding Burton vs. the company that owns the rights.

Chapter 1: Mastering the basics before getting on actual stairs:

RIP Farley. Living in vans down by Heaven.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that!

When I served under Cpt. Biggus Dickus I was lucky enough to be one of the machine gunners, unlike the poor sods that had to make do with swords.

You can find more in this style if you look up “Bottom Gear” memes and yes, I think they are styled on ransom notes. Which also makes them a pain to make lol

Thanks, I tried to write this one to be really absurd in true BottomGear fashion :)

“In the rare instances of personal combat, we want our enemies to know EXACTLY how to identify our commanders from any angle”.

I remember loving the Adam West Batman

I hope you saw the trailer Corridor did 2 years ago for Adam West’s Batman modernized.

Take heart friend! I’m 43 so not that young. I grew up watching Adam West’s Batman, Marvel cartoons, etc. They count!

resistance is only logical!!

I’m really into fitness/weightlifting and this is a subtly fantastic joke :)