Let’s say I don’t envy you. No hard feeling. More like admiration for finding a way. ;)
Do you have a phone, tablet or chromebook? I’d figure pirating on Android is a bit more cumbersome. Do you have total commander? Or how do you extract RARs?
You didn’t say what content you were after. I am guessing movies and tv?
Recently got Mad Max from GOG. It’s pretty great for Open World car combat and Arkham style brawling. It also runs great. Too bad it didn’t get more attention.