Milkshakes are just a byproduct of the bovine space training program

It was a bot that automatically banned you

Well, the bronzer definitely gets everywhere

Instead of paying compliments at the table to Trump, Trump’s cabinet must take turns gargling Trump’s balls

On camera

If you’re

Because that group likely thinks both options are terrible and think it’s a pointless waste of time

Ultimately proven correct

Well, beef is already so damn expensive that I can’t remember the last time we bought it.

Meat-wise It’s just been a steady cycle of chicken, turkey, and pork at our house

I had no idea we were so environmentally avant-garde

Pretty sure that both kids’ characters in that movie were intentionally written to not be average of children that age at the time

Holy shit

I’ve driven through here for years, I had no idea

It’s a fine line between being a hardass and just being an asshole

The balancing act takes too much competence and effort for this administration. So they decided to just be assholes and then play it off like they’re being hardasses

So…

When he does come back, how fucking weak and stupid is Trump going to look?

He seems to think this is some liberal bullshit, he doesn’t even realize that he’s crossed the line

It’s possible, but Trump would have to fuck up really bad over and over and over again right before election day and have dementia so bad he couldn’t even say his name anymore and the race between a woman and Trump’s 3rd term would still be close

I’d like to think it’s close because the republicans purged the rolls of most democrats, but it’s probably just the misogyny

Yeah, Trump can’t even bother to move from his desk as his handlers just wheel in the photo ops one after another

Texas does something stupid to own the libs while shooting themselves in the foot?

Jesus is a rebel

This investigation will commence immediately and culminate in a report to the Secretary of Defense

The investigation report is going to culminate on the desk of the person responsible for leaking state secrets?

reminds me of the bit Norm Macdonald on Bill Cosby

Maybe the hypocrisy isn’t the worst part?

Identified after the fact

Bought a highly rated QLED a year ago

Already getting dark spots on the screen

Getting an OLED next time