They’re also already born, so they can’t pretend to be pro-life.

Shit, after the first episode of the newest Black Mirror season, I would very much prefer no implants in my brain.

Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?

If you’d like to know more (probably NSFW)

“I’m going to be rich, soon” they say while they’re considering payment plans for a Taco Bell order.

I had a bird living in the AC unit during winter in one hotel. I didn’t sleep under the covers for fear of bedbugs.

You’re thinking simile. A simian is a seat that vibrates for reasons.

https://feddit.uk/c/nominativedeterminism

All I know about the game came from watching the first season (arc?) and a coworker who tried to explain newer things. I feel like you could earn a doctorate in the game with the convoluted rules. Need a magnifying glass for reading the text on the cards anymore.

Yu-gi-oh cards. Playing all 5 parts of Exodia results in an immediate win. Things were simpler back then.

The administrations stance on LGBTQ+ is quite clear: Please die faster.

I don’t know where I saw it, and I can’t seem to find it again, but I remember one video where a girl uses Cavill as an example of what SOME women find attractive. He’s good-looking, yes, but what really got her was how he can talk about his interests with such passion. I’m obviously paraphrasing.

All I see is The Count

I never thought about it before, but why/how do some of the most secure places on the planet with some of the most important people in the States get delivery from a local Domino’s? It seems like a MASSIVE risk to the people or buildings.

I don’t think our taxes are gonna pay for all the settlements this administration is going to ignore.

Remember when Jimmy had to get rid of his peanut farm in order to take the presidency? Rules for thee.

I don’t know if I want THIS supreme court to do anything else. They’ve fucked up enough already.

Why else do you think the cops were called?