You can’t, because of the level of cognitive dissonance coming out has with the maga agenda. He’s so deep in the closet you’d have to make a stop in Narnia for gas and a map to get there.

Muppet Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

Best part is kids don’t vote so they can’t represent themselves.

It could turn as red as the Nile and the implication would be lost on them.

Followed by frogs, gnats, flies, livestock(screw worm’s here), boils, hail, locust, 3 days of darkness, and death of the first born.

God’s own hand and voice could decree their deeds to be upon their own shoulders and they would deny it still.

Bridge to Terrabithia.

Elon wrapping a vehicle around a telephone pole?

Some people abuse the 4 panel format.

There should always be a person in the loop, especially for safety. This sounds dangerous.

[grabs a cannonball and steps overboard]

They could put a mirror finish on the bottom and fill it with quick set epoxy.

All that algae won’t replace the wasted oxygen by Trump

Mitch the lich.

No. Publish or perish.

Or, in the case of whales, drown and sink to the bottom of the ocean.

A whole ass-fish

When you can be too smart to be hired, this is what exists under the high water mark.

3 cheers for Werner Von Braun…

On some random random ‘tablet for kids’ to keep up the console shuffle kh seems to do.

Yes, my bad.

This pleases the nut.