I do not for the life of me understand why people do this. Shoes: go great with socks and cold weather
Thongs & sandles: go great without socks and warmer weather

The avantages of thongs/sandles is that they have airflow and are easy to get on & off, wearing socks with them both hampers airflow and also are fully exposed to getting wet or dirty. Do you also wear a sweater over your bathers? A beanie over a sun visor? Breifs with your assless chaps?

I dont know about embarassing but having any screen nearby them run a live fact check of any lies they tell.
As for embarassing, live updates on the screen of last time: farted, picked nose, didnt wash hands, imagined someone naked (including just partially), didnt understand what they were just told, a little bit if of wee dripped out, tries to hide arousal/erection etc.

Would love to see someones ‘imagined someone naked’ counter reset when they are talking to the queen, or ‘tries to hide erection’ when holding hands with ivanka.

‘Stuff’.
No questions please.

I use this one myself, but only as a statement of a fact that i cant change, not to just dismiss thing us dint want to deal with.

For example: a co-worker complaining about something going wrong on a project and at some point i have to say ‘it is what it is’ (or something of similar effect) and say that as much as that sucks, its out of our control and we need to deal with finding a solution because bitching aint gunna make the problem un-fuck itself.

I remember seeing the grass textures in the first Halo game and being blwom away by the texture, guess thats the closest i will feel to what you describe. (I have 20/20 vision)

One big finger

A thumb?

Someone buying from that machine that regularly either has no money problems or doesnt realise how much cheaper it would be to buy them from a grocery store, and even better in bulk.

True, i agree with that. I will amend to be:

1. Lost Woods (TLoZ Ocarina of time)
2. Song of storms (TLoZ Ocarina of time)
3. SMW Overworld Theme (Super Mario World)

One? Ill narrow it down to three,

1. Aquatic ambience (DKC)
2. Stickerbrush Symphony (DKC)
3. Lost Woods (TLoZ Ocarina of Time)

Short change hero lives rent free in my head

Oh please do printer interface.