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Jank@literature.cafeto
News@lemmy.world•Women and LGBTQ+ people take up guns after Trump’s win: ‘We need to protect ourselves’
132·2 years agoI thought the whole point was not to bang?
Jank@literature.cafeto
politics @lemmy.world•Bernie Sanders blasts Democratic Party following Harris loss
10·2 years agoA good suplex may at least get readers’ attention.
If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.
Jank@literature.cafeto
Political Weirdos @lemmy.world•Weirdo gives $4000 to charity so he can smash cheap guitar signed by Taylor Swift
48·2 years agoI’d do this to a conservative celebrity, but for $4000 I could buy Kevin Sorbo’s whole sad fucking life.
Jank@literature.cafeto
Climate@slrpnk.net•Textbook authors told climate change references must be cut to get Florida’s OK1·2 years agoMuch like Three Diary of Anne Frank or Maus- it must be removed because it’s too sexy for young minds.
Jank@literature.cafeto
News@lemmy.world•Texas school district agrees to remove ‘Anne Frank’s Diary,’ ‘Maus’ and 670 other books after right-wing group’s complaint
1·2 years agoPray tell- what is so sexy about The Diary of Anne Frank or Maus?
Jank@literature.cafeto
News@lemmy.world•Texas school district agrees to remove ‘Anne Frank’s Diary,’ ‘Maus’ and 670 other books after right-wing group’s complaint
10·2 years agoI like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.
We’re all Tom on OurSpace.
Jank@literature.cafeto
News@lemmy.world•Carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere are surging "faster than ever" to beyond anything humans ever experienced, officials say
3·2 years agoMoving is what got you.
The boy with psychic powers (of whom we are all very fond) that rules Canada is the source of immortality. You’ve moved from his sphere of influence.
That’s a pretty optimistic future considering current Detroit.
Jank@literature.cafeto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight menEnglish
11·2 years agoThat’s like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.
Jank@literature.cafeto
News@lemmy.world•Doctor who claimed COVID vaccines made people magnets is sued by DOJ over taxes
6·2 years agoAs someone with a doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, I concur.
Jank@literature.cafeto
News@lemmy.world•‘No way out without bloodshed’: the right believe the US is under threat and are mobilizing
9·2 years agoWait till they find out how hard it is to get a hair cut once “mobilized”.
Jank@literature.cafeto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump demands drug test for Biden ahead of first debateEnglish
5·2 years agoAll that performance enhancing Geritol.
Jank@literature.cafeto
News@lemmy.world•'Let her go! Let her go!' Fontana officer shoots armed man who put his partner in a headlock
2·2 years agoas usual everyone having guns isn’t like makeing the place more safe.
If anything it’s more like injecting an unknown number of dangerous wildcards into an already dangerous situation.
Jank@literature.cafeto
News@lemmy.world•'Let her go! Let her go!' Fontana officer shoots armed man who put his partner in a headlock
4·2 years agoGenuine question, how accurate are Tazers? If the partner was in a headlock, was there any risk of tazering the wrong person while the gum was more accurate?
Speaking independently of the story- Not very by comparison to firearms. Something like 50% less accurate. There’s also the issue that tasers will not always incapacitate someone. That’s a gamble if someone has a weapon and the range to use it.
Part of the rationale in using a firearm is the need to body someone before they can use a weapon where non lethal methods are just not as effective.
Of course, when you investigate yourself you will always find that you used your firearm in the appropriate situational context.
Jank@literature.cafeto
Technology@lemmy.world•Nintendo Switch Is Removing Integration for X, Formerly TwitterEnglish
1·2 years agoI don’t think anything could possibly chide him more than simply forgetting and continuing to call it Twitter.
Jank@literature.cafeto
News@lemmy.world•Aldi Just Announced a Major Change to Grocery Prices, Lowering Prices
31·2 years agoYou don’t use a knife on a baguette, you freak. You tear a piece of. Ever hear of breaking bread?
Fuck’s sake, heathens.



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