“… not tested”
“… working condition with last owner”

What a gem. Or brick. However: I believe the upper left button is for self destruction in t minus 60… be careful!

Not even ugly- I’ve seen worse, most important is that You love it and its materials doesn’t’t wear off so quickly. Showing the time correctly might be nice too… I personally find it just being too broad, wide, big, large, whatever, on yer wrist, so:
+25 Armour +5 Mana -5 Speed -15 Agility