That’s me right there

Now I understand what the bite from the apple means

Hey, low blood coffee is a real illness

This is why I don’t have any friends — they are all dead

Thanks puppy for distracting me from all the bad news happening right now

A spreadsheet of Water — now that’s dedication.

Time for me to boot up OoT and just enjoy the water.

I drink this everyday, but now I feel even more tired and broke

In the end everyone loses

Probably done with AI — I mean there’s ‘ai’ in ‘snail’…

This made me laugh. I wonder which one will prevail in the end

So who do non-believers like me meet?

Just happened to me today. I paid for everything but accidentally scanned the item again while packing. I think the cashier knows me by now

Oh please no, it’s the reason why I switched from Chrome to Firefox when watching YouTube