Indiana Jones had the right idea

Well it is called readsludge.com

Paying people to vote for him isn’t a skill with voting machines, but he’s close.

For clarification: this isn’t new, from what I can tell in the article, they started the Robert E Lee holiday following the civil war, and MLK day came after.

Not that they shouldn’t be absolutely clowned on for this.

With all this climate change and nothing being done about it + with the next four years being what they are I just might start.