kreekybonez

sometimes you just gotta ask Jeeves

step 1 - tariffs

step 2 - ???

step 3 - profit!

I see it. Scarily, the nose also looks like a uvula

I’m not sure if that’s supposed to be a hyper-anthropomorphic goofy, or a man in a goofy mask.

both are equally hilarious

and every leak stops, eventually

it’s better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss

and the reddit Russian psy-op? certainly not helping

what?! the guy who bankrupted a casino for short-term real estate gains? not a trustworthy partner? how could it be?

same. when the blackout protest changed nothing about the 3rd party apps, I decided I was done, and never went back

granted, it had been getting toxic for other reasons, but being forced to use their shitty app was the final straw for me

damn, it’s already been over a year, hasn’t it?

kebab will always be my top choice, unless shawarma is also an option

ha! that shit is too good to edit

women do tend to live longer than men, so maybe we could see a 91 year-old AOC on the ballet in 2080…

wow, that’s a perfectly accurate description of my blue! we have a thing where when I come home, he’s waiting for me at the door, and always stands up on his hind legs to bump noses.

he also figured out how to lead us to things, like his food bowl, litter box, windows, etc, when he needs something. when he decides it’s bed time he’ll get in the way of whatever we’re doing until we follow him to bed and get in. at which point he jumps to the foot of the bed and sleeps like a dog. he runs the house, and we’re his pets/servants, obviously.

I only noticed, because he looks a lot like mine, who has oddly pronounced biceps for a cat. Sometimes when he sticks his paws out over the bed, it looks like he’s trying to point me towards the gun show. Also very active, and legitimately big boned.

that Russian blue looks yoked. swole patrol approved

rock and stone!

looks like this dude ironed his beard

that applicants name? Albert Einstein

we have always been at war with Eurasia!