Mayor Poopington
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Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What items must you take with you every time you leave the house?4·1 day agoNo clothes? Is that why you aren’t allowed near schools?
A panda isn’t even a bear tho
Is there anyone Microsoft doesn’t hate?
Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•New phonetic alphabet just dropped1·9 days agoM, as in Mancy
Borderlands personality disorder, running around threatening to turn people into meat bicycles
Don’t even get me started on anaphylaxis. Just shoddy craftsmanship all around
Not just the Turkmen, but the Turkwomen and Turkchildren too!
Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.worksto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•She left me rules by the stairsEnglish11·12 days agoNA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Remember, remember, it's almost November2·12 days agoNonstop Nut November?
No amount of patching can fix bad cable management. Gotta get your hands dirty
What’s a fung road?
Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.worksto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Or maybe a suit of armor or a sand pendulum?8·15 days agoI vote a functioning toilet. Completely visible, no curtains.
I was asleep, so no I didn’t notice
Daaaaaamn lol
Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.worksto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Russian woman literally sells her soul for a Labubu collection - DexertoEnglish1·18 days agoO shit id totally sign over my soul
Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.worksto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Brett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North CarolinaEnglish4·18 days agoWell duh, how was he supposed to get flight hours in the year 20
i bet i could cheers tony
Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•To refer casually to white men's briefs, is it Tidy Whities or Tightly Whities?121·19 days agoA friend got pantsed back in middle school, revealing tighty whities and a brown stain. After that he was forever known as Skidmark Steve.
Who?