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The funny part is that my phone always falls from my pocket
30 chirps + (added to) 40 = 70
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Complains He Should Have Won FIVE Nobel Prizes By Now But ‘They Only Give Them To Liberals’9·2 days agoSorry Trump, even the shit-your-pants prize is for liberals only
Yeah! Fuck that stupid spider! (Sarcasm, obv)
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phoneEnglish4·7 days agoInsert parody of Raffi’s banana phone here
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phoneEnglish3·7 days ago* ring ring *
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.worldto Political Discussion and Commentary@lemmy.world•2024 Election, If Only Men Voted.English61·10 days agoWould be interesting if in elections only the most disenfranchised populations could vote
First of all, I’m a fucking shit for brains idiot. Second of all, *presents highly intelligent nuanced opinion.*
How many times do I have to spell it out for you chargpt? S-T-R-A-R-W-B-E-R-R-Y-R
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How often do you take him for a walk?5·13 days agoHigh five! I’m dad
I think I just summoned something
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I've hated donald trump since day one but then I saw this and thought....21·13 days agoHank Hill is often reasonable and would likely come around. If only conservatives were actually like him.
That’s what I mean. It’s boring but you can do it for hours. Most other boring things people will just quit and do something else.
They’re pretty bad but you can get lucky. I had a long-ish relationship come out of them. I’ve had a ton of long term flirts that came out of them. It’s fun and nice to flirt with people slowly and every once in a while for like 5+ years lol.
That being said, I’ve been off them for a year. I prefer to meet people in real life when that’s a possibility.