Going to tell my grandkids I was there when the best game of the 21st century was played

Like going to urgent care?

That shit is slow my man

I am once again asking for Kevin Hart to fuck off

Randy Moss 3 catches, 163 yards, 3 touchdowns vs the Cowboys

Love me coach

Love me insurance

'Ate my receivers

Simple as

-Patrick Mahomes

I can’t see Mark Wahlberg without thinking of the time he said 9/11 wouldn’t have gone down like that if he was on the plane

If you want to take in as much suckage as possible tonight be sure to also tune into Oilers (2-8) vs Sharks (1-10)

TL;DR: some things may happen. They also might not