No scrotum, no hair, no bumps. Closest shave you can get.

“What happened we dropped out of warp, report!”

“Sir, something moved the mouse”

Keywords.

Flash my piece - white in the face - fuck - real quick

What Founding Fathers would have to say.

“Did you not read all ‘men’ are created equal. That did not include slaves or women.”

I get shit all the time for trying to challenge the status quo. I know for a fact everyone will be happy once I’m gone. I’ll be happy once I’m gone.

Unfortunately I work in dystopia USA and am a corpo whore for healthcare because I have a family to support.

The more I learn about owls the less I understand about owls.

5 - As the goblin lays facedown in a pool of blood. You discover a bucket full of candy and a cracked plastic mask with the same expression of the goblin you just fought.

“I strike at the bandit with my axe”

“Give me a to hit roll”

“Natural 20!”

“You cleave both targets in half, blood sprays everywhere!”

“Both targets?”

Well I think we established you can’t stick your dick in it. So I’m out of ideas.

Um akctually it’s this shirt…

Can see it better in this picture

Only remembered because it used to be my desktop background for awhile.

Lemmy has a lot of Linux users. Saying you use Windows is like being a heritic to the faith.

Windows 12?

It’s the simple pleasures.

“I’m subscribed to your mom’s OnlyFans
I spent five bucks a month to get pictures of her flappy giblets”