What’s there to investigate? You can go watch them get murdered right now. It isn’t exactly a who-dunnit. Getting charges, on the other hand, is another kettle of wax to keep in the hand.

I wonder how long it will be before people start trying to use the Epstein Files as a defense in court. “Well, yes, your honor, I did murder that girl, but so did so-and-so, and they are walking around free as a bird!”

Don’t worry, I’m sure that not enacting any type of consequence will surely get them to see the error of their ways.

We keep ours at 80°F unless there is a breeze, in which case we just use our ceiling fans and open everything. It gets a little uncomfortable, but if we remember to stay hydrated and eat less, then it’s all good.

False.

What child would have access to that much peanut-butter? If they had access to that much peanut-butter, which I believe that we can all agree is an irresponsible amount of peanut-butter, then this is just a natural consequence.

This feels more like a blue-collar prank.

Source: As a low-wage EMT we covered a coworker’s Jeep in butter and tortillas one night because why not.

America is the dumbest fucking country.

I’m glad to see the rest of the world continuing to divest from the United States. Free market, babeeee!

I read that too. Good one.

Oh fuck yeah. That movie was wild and Sir Patrick Stewart delivered a truly evil performance.

Um, I gave up and went through a period of acute suicidality that required intervention. I didn’t die, but the parts of me that worried about stuff sure did.

I am much happier now because I know now that I can check myself literally whenever I want.

So, you know, however you want to clean up the phrasing on that, I guess.