Always the ones you most suspect

My NES and SNES have been getting regular use ever since my son showed interest in classic games.

Is this leading to Rods from God?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment

Suffering is their goal.

1. Blender
2. Electric kettle
3. Garlic crusher

I eat what I can afford with my pay… Nothing. Family eats first.

That old bitch is younger than me?!

I’m Spartacus

There is No War in Ba Sing Se

I feel bad for his constituents. Pennsylvania disserves better representation and not the medication or stoke induced thing they have going on now. I’m curious if they feel represented by this damaged brain.

Great, I’m going to have a busy Monday morning.

This is why I love the clients that agreed to run static sites.

Have y’all tried sweeping or vacuuming the forest floor?

Inconspicuously holding a newspaper to verify proof of life like a goddamn 90s ransom movie.

This looks familiar…

(Watchmen 2019)

Yeah, My shower thoughts are usually along the lines of “hmmm, the webhook handler keeps running into race conditions while modifying the record… The job queue should be handling it… But it’s not for some reason … There was that one refactor from a while back… Ohhhhh the events aren’t being queued because the refactored event hander was created before, but merged after, the job queue was introduced. I bet it isnt dispatching events to the queue so it’s running the tasks in parallel… Fuck I should probably rinse and get out of the shower.”

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Dude is older than cars?!

I mean, they did have some interesting ideas early on that I was surprised didn’t make the cut. https://www.spore.com/comm/prototypes

Well now I’m curious if this was the source of inspiration for Common Side Effects

Sounds like something that would trigger a run on the banks.