No fair you cheated. She clicked an update for windows 11 and she loves Cortana!

I called her and convinced her to switch to DOS. Now you can play Chuck Yeager’s air combat. You’re welcome.

I wish every time someone talked shit about operating systems they woke up having switched OS with their grandmother.

I wanted to like the Tacoma but I owned a Corolla and it’s the same size inside. Not like in a “this is a truck” way either I mean the cabin is like a compact car. Seating position is just awful. I’m tall but this isn’t a tall thing even.

Thing about the Corolla is it had 41” legroom in front at least. More backseat room too.

Ah YouTube, the site where I watch a video that tells me in ten minutes what I could read in one. And only 5 advertisements!

Oops, six. I forgot the ad the creator slipped in between minute 1 and 2.

RIP in peace

Homie front left had diabetes but they made him eat it anyway.

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