Big facts. I’ll never forget that comeback against the Oilers in the playoffs. Legendary stuff.

Don’t let the DeDoor hit ya on the way out.

MVPP

(most valuable pedo punisher)

Want to see a dead body?

Should’ve kept this one for the diary, amigo.

It’s good to have goals.

Knew I’d see Pick-Six Palmer on this list.

Leon Lett has two of the most infamous/hilarious moments in NFL history. Talk about a real turkey, amirite?

I miss Madden unveiling the turducken. Those were lofty times. I’m just thankful that I was around for them.

Let me have the one Bulls highlight for the season, FFS.

Who knew that r/nba had so many Political Science degree holders?

Y’all couldn’t just wait one more fuckin’ game, huh? SMH.

Just disband the team and move them to fuckin’ Siberia at this point. They can come back once Reinsdorf drops dead.

Could be anybody at this point, and there’s still a LOT of football left to be played. My money is on whoever is healthiest by the end of this nightmare.

The Steelers’ commitment to finding the most insane wide receivers in the draft is truly commendable, or something.

Panthers? No. Cougars? Depends on the time.

Fuckin’ facts. There were two things that I did that were instrumental in getting my depression under control: 150mg Effexor daily & deleting twitter.