I feel the same way about it. Pretty much the same reason I don’t own an Analogue Pocket

What if we shared a forbidden kiss in the forbidden city?

Allow me to pull up the ladder behind me

The Subaru was packed to the gills later that night

PLEASE BRO JUST ONE MORE AD BRO THE LINE HAS TO KEEP GOING UP OR I DONT GET MY BONUS BRO

I’m ok with it. Gotta catch em all

He’s always searching for new and exciting ways

Xcancel got the same treatment. Fuck em

I am sad

Two undercover agents sat through a skills workshop at the Minneapolis Public Library. Their report is a memo of pure nothing. The marquee finding: an attendee had red curly hair.

Mrs Lippy’s car is green. Billy likes to drink soda.

The color of the flannel doesn’t lie

Can I pay for it with AI clones of some Monopoly money?

I’m sorry, you shouldn’t have to put up with that

I know American women with armpit hair, I don’t retch when I see them

Or this actress didn’t want to grow out pit hair for a comedy show. Not everything is that deep

Ah, I stand corrected

No Buckfast?

No

Ah, common clay of the new west

Presuming the screenshotted OP is a lawyer, bravo on the Esqueer instance name. That’s hilarious