My father always said, the ocean washes away all your sins. He meant that it helps get rid of a hangover, but I find that it helps in a lot of other ways too.

Using it as a reference as a joke in this context was what I meant

I am once again reminded I lack an original thought

But… why?

The FA Cup winners need to step it the fuck up, they never win against the SB champs

It’s a crossbow.

The Electronic Frontier Foundation. They do good work

Uhh, what?

Chrissy Oakes, you’re a dumb fuck

I’m struggling to process how the fuck that cop could still write a ticket after seeing a valid proof of insurance. The sheer arrogance is ridiculous

Damn a Brit sniper got them mid sentence

Oh that’s good to know. Nintendo seems to price their games all over the place

At least 70 bucks USD, maybe even 80

Yup, here you go

Reminds me of the main character in the show Furious.

A tier may have to be “I used to work with the guy”

I’d watch but fuck cbs

Pediatric cancer

It’s Labor Day today actually, and the ghouls that own those data centers don’t give a shit about labor

I feel you. It would sound silly if I said I can’t read the Prince because Machiavelli was a bad guy