When you have a problem, call the cops. Now you have two problems!

Solid choice. Also !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world exists

OK, but what team are you?

Sociopaths are usually great at superlatives; flattering people is one of the easiest ways to manipulate them

Mork, where is Mindy?

Because it is. She’s fully capable of coming up with three superlatives about her child, but she’d rather use her kid as a prop in a sales pitch.

Do you want Russia to bomb the castle? Because this is how you get Russia to bomb the castle

700 bucks for 60hz is something.

There are ways to mitigate the urge to over spend, like an annuity

It won’t be fully cloud, if the rumors true it’ll be close to a 5080 quality. With how insane the ram and storage market is in right now, those components alone are estimated to cost 700-800 bucks.

Fortune says it will be $1200-1800, insane.

They’re even using their same old tired playbook from 20 years ago. Remind me again, did that work well against Barack Hussein Obama?

Give me the formuoli

“Politicians” aren’t one hive mind.

YET. Vote Borg 2029!

Get fucked Mrs James

I once did shrooms on a bachelor party, I had a great time. The groom’s soon to be brother in law took way too many and was having a rough time, however. It started with the classic “I think I shit my pants” but it got progressively worse. At one point he pulled a tin of chewing tobacco pouches out of his pocket, opened it up and showed it to me and the groom. “NO BUGS?” he earnestly asked us. “No Mike, just your dip pouches. No bugs.”

I will still randomly ask the groom “no bugs?” here and there to share a laugh.

They may just be misinformed. Sony and MS take 30% on both their platforms so that may be why they think that.

Like moths to flame

I see my reputation has blown up. Post penetration, of course

Hey, only we can point out we suck! You suck for pointing out our suck!