This isn’t even a question

They do in fact

I don’t think, I know

Have these people been in a coma for the past 5 years?

That’s why the Canadians are kept in the commonwealth, right?

Hey, don’t sell yourselves short… you’ve got the Haka and Flight of the Concords too

All men are created equal*

^* terms and conditions may apply^

What else is there to say?

Their service as guards can help bring some level of comfort to grieving families, so I don’t find it entirely pointless.

Wow. It’s a Schooner!

I’m currently replaying Steamworld Dig Two, does Dorothy count since she’s a femmebot?

This has twisted my brain into a pretzel

Find the idea that the word ass needs to be censored, but not the phrase “submissive and breedable” comical

They’re already investigating house democrats, this is such a pathetically empty threat.

There’s a reason those kinds of screams are called pig squeals in the metal scene

Failing to see how that applies here

A Vulgar Display of Power Pants

Watchmen

Not a bad idea, thanks!

That’s pretty big. I’m looking for something closer to 24 inches