Don’t blame Rashford for not passing, given he seemingly isn’t capable of passing 5 yards

Jude Bellingham is clear of Ozzy Osborne as the second greatest person from Birmingham

Chris Woakes will always be my number 1

Bin off all players from clubs in Manchester and above (except Stones) imo

Rashford plays football like an influencer

Pep wears Lee Carsley pyjamas

A bald manager I can get behind