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Cake day: October 24th, 2026

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  • “There’s evidence of organic matter that has decayed over the years, we traced back through our archives of which microorganisms broke down biological matter and their waste products, to determine the origins, but the results were unsettling.”

    “It was semen wasn’t it?”

    “…it was.”

    “And the sculpture inside?”

    “…These ancient people had rather niche tastes”