I know it’s not the joke asked for, but all I could come up with is:
Can he work out in the summer and not post it?

I was born in ‘81, so I was just old enough to HATE MJ for ending the Pistons’ run.
I can tell you it was very lonely hating the Jordan and the Bulls for all of the '90’s.

“HEY TURN THIS CAMERA OFF, I’M NOT GOING OUT LIKE THAT!”
Gil, it’s so hard not to love you some times.