Yeah, they are going need those here at home for any states insubordinate enough to attempt participation in fair and democratic elections

Looks like Billy Joel is on tour again!

My heart’s on Fi-Ruh, Elvira

What, me worry?

ROBBER: Pulls out jar of Sanka

AUSSIE: That’s not a coffee (pulls out Nescafe) That’s a coffee!

Lulz

They… they have ads in the gas pumps? Do you have to watch the ads before you are allowed to pump?

B.

‘Shocking!’ Said no one.

‘This is GREAT News!’

-Meth Dealers

This corruption was PERFECT

Fellow American so I know how much this suggestion sucks but… ER? Do you have insurance?

Heard they were passing off phony bills

Is Big Balls the one who hit his ass beat by some teenagers?

That’s what got him killed?

Huh, all this time, I thought it was from being an asshole.

I think it’s cuz they were so successful with the Bud Light thing… but only severe rednecks drink that shit, so of course the boycott was successful! There was no one on the other side who cared enough about ANYTHING to drink that swill in support!

Damn! That pirate has booty!!!

This concert isn’t gonna be powerful… but there is a good chance it could be BATTERY powered!

Dave’s not here