Do you guys have trump zero?

Hear me out here, turn Puerto Rico into a state and combine both north and south Dakota into a new state called “One big Dakota”. We wouldn’t even need to change the flag, and the population of one big Dakota might break 5 digits.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Plus I’m fairly certain he ate my son, which is a major bummer.

Ah shit, you got me. That front stone wheel alone probably weighs as much as a modern sedan.

“Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade.”

That is painfully untrue. Check out this video of an old Bel Air vs an 09 Malibu. Both cars get fucked up, but only one of those drivers has any chance of walking away from the accident, and it’s sure as fuck not the one in the classic. https://youtube.com/watch?v=fPF4fBGNK0U&si=zJ7tDE4RrMWlaCOt

Man, someone needs to create an index fund which just follows their moves. If we’re not going to punish obvious corruption we might as well get something out of it.

Listen, I’ve got a yeast allergy thing okay…

There were Hamas tunnels under those {insert object/town/refugee}

Shhh, don’t tell them about the secret paid Lemmy posting jobs. I’m up to 45 Soros bucks an hour posting about fully automated luxury gay space communism a few times a week. Don’t ruin this for me!

Dude, someone got pissed at me for saying I felt bad for the cancer that caught Rush Limbaugh. Lost my dad to lung cancer the year before but “nobody deserves that”. Fuck that noise, sometimes karma comes around in the form of lymphoma.

There could be secret Hamas tunnels under those children!

Or you hire an intelligent, capable, and professional pen tester. They’ll find the same holes that the nutcase will, they’ll document them, and they’ll do it without breaking things.

Culture war induced brain rot

This it the bottom so far you mean.

Hey man, there was obviously a Hamas tunnel under that car. No, you can’t go check, they blew it up but it was for sure there.

Dude, if Fetterman ran I’d vote for him in an instant. Doubly so if he took the oath of office in shorts and a hoodie

I mean, evidence shows they’ll shoot you whether you’re armed or not, might as well be able to shoot back.

Oh, that’s nice then. I’d love to know, one, how you can know that not being dead yourself, and two, how that’s supposed to make anyone feel better seeing as he fucked up the lives of people who are still alive.