Aaaw look! The little Texas pedo protector suddenly wants to do the right thing.

I stuck a 2TB SanDisk Extreme microSD card in my 512GB launch day Deck and haven’t noticed much in the way of performance, but I’m not playing Crimson Desert on the thing.

Anything remotely modern lives on the SSD. The rest, along with roughly 4000 ROMS, is sitting comfortably on the microSD card. Works for me!

RCT made my night classes in 2003 tolerable.

I just got one of the 8BitDo 40th Anniversary NES controllers so I’m good for a while.

I don’t use the touchpads on my Steam Deck in games so there’s not much for me here.

The older I get the more I tend to favor anarchy. It seems preferable to the current system.

Dang. Back in high school my best friend and I wore out the MAME emulator playing sunset riders and countless other classics. Fuck, I’m old.

Believe it or not there was a time when all games on all consoles shipped 100% complete. No patches necessary.

Now it’s about maximizing quarterly earnings and seeing how far you can screw the customer before they leave your product and ecosystem altogether.

Greed-fueled enshitification.

I’m sick of it.

Oh man! Pilot here.

And we thought Reagan fucked up!

Honestly, Super Mario Wonder is a hell of a ride when you’re stoned.

I’m no economist but the academic model of capitalism works just fine. The problem is when you have moral and ethical failings while legislating off the guardrails that keep things fair and people honest.

There’s nothing wrong with capitalism. It’s us.

We’re the problem.

I can hear this picture.

My wife and I 100% Super Mario Wonder while stoned off our asses.

Good times!

Oh privacy died in the United States decades ago.

Nobody cares because we’re all fat, happy and comfortable.

Once rights are taken, violence is the only way to get them back. History is a wonderful teacher.

The day the vehicle I paid for doesn’t work because a goddamn sensor thinks I’m not fit to drive is the day I break my foot off in someone’s ass.

Fuck this dystopian shit show we’re creating for ourselves.

Vote better.

We need more Luigis.

The EU’s General Safety Regulation (GSR) will effectively require driver monitoring systems in the near future.

Also, it’s adorable if y’all think this tomfuckery is limited to just one automaker.

Fuck 'em.

If I can touch it, I can own it.

Sounds like a thirty year old Final Fantasy spell.

My anxiety and avoidant personality disorder keep me from having to urge to volunteer.

People make me tired.