The worm tried eating his brain, but it killed him.

Next up: painting the White House with cheap gold paint.

America first and fuck everyone else

And fascists will see an excellent opportunity for eugenics.

You would’ve made a great lawyer at Nuremberg.

Allegedly

Wipe the hamberder sauce off his puckered butthole lips.

Turns out having a constitution isn’t enough. You have to actually follow and enforce it to be effective.

It’s more likely to go the other way. The US is 1930s Germany and Canada is Poland.

Don’t give mElon ideas. He’ll send a bill.

My smartphone is a camera, phone, and orbital sander.

Trump finds out the LGBTQ suicide hotine helps them out of suicide, not helps them commit it.

“Nobody knew,” he said, biting into his TACO and closing down the program.

They’re complaining about it because one of these times they might have to actually do something.

Why wouldn’t he disobey? There have been literally no consequences for Trump or any of his sycophants.

You mean they haven’t already received their responses from the White House?

Ohhh that’s a finger he’s looking at on the screen. The thumbnail looks like something else.

That’s a sign of toxic culture, not of men wanting to be defined by what value they can bring.

TACO
TACO
TACO

He’s hoping we join so he doesn’t have to invade. He wants us as Austria and not Poland. But one way or another he will come for us.

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